Apparently, this week is National Take A Retard To An Internet Café Week.
I didn't know. Sadly.
But the clear and overwhelming proof sits there, as obvious as the nose on my face.
The first response is free.
After that, you're either fighting a holding action, or just jiggling the handle and lighting a candle.
I've just finished 9 months at a perfectly fantastic trauma center, and today I'm taking some time away from kicking crippled kids online,
and going to Disneyland. No, really.
Hopefully today they're all still online, and not waiting to get into the park.