Saturday, February 4, 2017

Get A F***ing Grip



Dear Conservatives,

Take a deep breath, boys and girls.
I have some news for some of you. Brace yourselves.

Shrillary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election.

Wait, it gets worse.

President Trump (which sounds better every time I say it) was sworn into office as the 45th President of the United States, by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, at noon, January 20th, 2017. (As foretold by the prophecy.)
Hopey Dopey left office, without pardoning Shrillary, and he's now just another unemployed former president, free to golf 365 days a year, forever, and safely ensconced at the absolute bottom of every presidential ranking for the next EVER.

The more perspicacious out there may possibly have heard some of this already, and be coping with the news as well as can be expected.

For the rest, teddy bear hugging may be appropriate for some of you now. In extreme cases, you may need some soothing music, in increasing dosage:


There now, feeling better? Good. It's about to get even scarier.
Trump undid eight years of HopeyDopey's executive orders in about an hour.
He's named some good to great cabinet picks, and a sterling SCOTUS nominee.
He's going to build the border wall.
And on and on it goes, like a tornado, leaving ruin and destruction in its wake.
In this case, of the entire Democrat Party.

And in response, the Left is in epic diaper-shitting frothing insaniac meltdown, because they lost an election. And they've been hyperventilating and losing their shit over reality for something like three months non-stop.

This past week, in response to news that Milo Yiannopolis was going to speak there, the Special Snowflake Brigade of the Free Shit Army, along with the Crack Suicide Squad of the Judean People's Front, smashed windows and set fires in Berkeley, on and off the campus. (Be still, my beating heart!)

And this news has some out there wanting to call up the reserves, spin up the alert bombers, and go to DefCon One. After you change your shorts.

WTF, srsly?!?

Imagine the news in London in 1940:
Hitler Bombs Berlin
The London Times' subheadline would have read
Churchill sending emergency resupply of avgas and bombs to Luftwaffe for second sortie.

Sweet suffering shiva, instead of BMWing (that'd be Bitch, Moan, and Whine) about this, and wondering why nobody rushed to arms to thwart this grave threat to the republic, the proper response should be to immediately send funds for airfare, and book Milo to speak at Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Georgetown, Vassar, Oberlin, et al, while simultaneously sending comic book training manuals on Molotov cocktails to the commie and anarchist student groups there, along with cases of empty beer bottles and jerry cans of racing fuel.
(Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!)

And if you can book Milo at CNN, The Spew, The Daily Show, and whatever Colbert is doing, along with alerting the mob and sending the supplies in advance, I'll kick in a check myself.

That is the only thing anyone should be doing.

You want to do more PT, double-check your supplies, get trained individually and as a neighborhood group? Go ahead on; it's a good plan regardless of the recent lunacy.

But worry about this rabble amounting to much more than comedy relief?
Hell to the No!

Let the Looney Left tear itself to bitsy pieces, and sandbag yourselves in with beer, pretzels, and popcorn, and after the Superbowl, settle in to watch these antics until the idiots run out of cannon fodder, or energy. Because they're the funniest damn thing I've seen in ages.

They lost an election, FFS. You'd have thought someone found a dirty fork at a restaurant or something.

So grasp that Trigglypuff is not 300 feet tall and coming to eat your children.

Learn how to piss on your enemies severed heads (at least rhetorically), and shit in their breakfast bowls, with a hearty laugh and a happy grin on your face.

And then, do it again tomorrow, because you can.

But please, ixnay on the anicpay.
And don't rush out to counter-protest with the jacktards, because most people won't be able to tell you apart from them.
And they'll be right.




Update: For those actually living IN the city where such festivities break out (though if we're talking Berkeley, the obvious question is "FFS, Why?!?"), we suggest a trip to this thoughtful piece by Tom Kratman:
Riot Control: How To Stop A Riot
Myself having lived through two major all-city events, I can attest the wisdom of the piece.

14 comments:

Phil said...

I have been reading your stuff for quite some time now and I have come to the conclusion that I really like your style. The Fuck You, take no prisoners attitude reminds me of myself.

The way I see it is Rib eye steaks that come from sacred cows taste the best.

Keep up the good work.

Phil.

RandyGC said...

Are you sure it wasn't the People's Front of Judea?

DAN III said...

Aesop,

Can't say I've ever commented here before. Maybe once. Maybe. I'm pretty much a WRSA and Drudge follower. However, after Peter linked your essay I decided to take a gander.

For me, your essay was spot on. I read recent comments over at WRSA where some folks called for the heads of the "heroes" torching Berkeley (sp ?). I thought the same as you...."Go Heroes, burn that leftist shithole to the ground."

The only problem I have with the Berkeley rampage is how do I get more gasoline to them ?

For our past bits of discord I certainly agree with your analysis on this little event.

Jeff Smith said...

I followed the link from WRSA and am glad I did; that was spot on. As Napoleon said "Never stop an enemy when he's making a mistake".

Doug said...

Right, everyone take a moment to reflect on what just happen. A monumental change in realpoltik has taken place. Us dirt people rose up and threw the bums out, we gave them The Great Fuck You. That didn't happen by accident. Look how pissed off the enemy is. That says a lot. Everything changed overnight because us dirt people withdrew our consent, the most powerful weapon ever devised, and we still have our guns if it comes to that. Where do we get a better deal than that ?

On top of that greatness, seems to me like President Trump is doing two main things. He is honoring his pledges to Americans, and call me a monkeys uncle for saying it, but I get this wild notion the guy is flushing the enemies of this republic by dumping so many actions as quickly as possible to keep the enemy knocked back on it’s heals, in doing so they have to play by his rules, it causes them to have to act out of sequence, rush things, and it exposes them and they make mistakes and misjudge events.
What is happening as a result everyone can see what stinking rats they truly are in the light of day. Trump is crazy like a fox, good crazy, and under the charm and sincerity, ruthless. He has set a trap and they are walking right into it. I’m thinking he knows just how entrenched and nasty the actors behind everything going down are, that to defeat this enemy, these grifters, he knows the only way it can be done is with a vast majority of the people behind him, with him really.
I think also, Trump is a master delegator, he is a people person, and an accomplished experienced leader. And how you win is to unite people in a common cause.
If you look at his nominations, he has picked uniquely astute leaders, people who have a solid track record of getting things done, people who have a certain courage of their convictions. Thats character. He also knows, if his comments are an indication, a people in solidarity doesn’t have to agree on everything, they only have to be united in a mission and be results orientated.
This is an incredible time to be alive. Trump has essentially poked a hornets nest with a flame thrower. Looking at it, how else can you begin to win against the people out to destroy this country. It’s sound strategy really. Don’t let your enemy rest for a second, keep them off balance, roll up their flanks, and then hit them in their rear. Hit them hard enough they begin to loose cohesion and make serious mistakes.
By law and rights, Trump can go after the ring leaders and the key instigators anytime he chooses. If he does, he is going to need overwhelming support of the dirt people. Which sure seems like he is garnering.


Dave said...

Funny as hell! I said the exact same thing last night. Great post!

Anonymous said...

I too saw this link over at WRSA.

Spot on. We're driving the bus. That noise you hear is just the libs we're running over.

MichiganderJim said...

"I have come to the conclusion that I really like your style."

Lol, yeah he's top at that. Beats Orwell IMO. Spot-on analysis Doug; this guy's a trojan horse all on his own. Plainly brilliant out of view, and more than a bit of courage to boot. Not a bad role model in those respects. Just remember this...

"in doing so they have to play by his rules"

As much fun as it is to see the leftists destroy themselves, it'll be just as much fun watching the other statists do the same. At least for some of us it will be. "It begins with each of us," and one day we're gonna have to find the courage and brilliance ourselves to say, "No." Yes, even to Mr. Trump. The funny thing is, there are reasons to suspect he may know this himself.
jk

The Gray Man said...

I only disagree about one point: He hasn't u done all of those eight years of EOs. He's undone some of them. Still work to be done.

Unknown said...

" do more PT, double-check your supplies, get trained individually and as a neighborhood group"

Best advise ever

Aesop said...

I'm not against common sense preparedness. I recommend it absolutely.


It's the raging moonbattery that gets my goat.

ThereandBack. said...

Loved it! lol. I sometimes imagine myself at the apex of pointed articulation in a comedic relief kinda way...after reading this(?) I stand in awe...lol...head bowed in humble amazement. Awaiting more!

Iceni26AD said...

Good to see this linked at WRSA. Since your place is another favorite stop, this was a time saver.

I could not agree more...let them go, and help them out if need be. When speaking with a niece this week-end, she commented that she has not seen one legitimate protest yet, and she's been looking. There are a couple of things she would love to protest, (his election not being one of them) but is unwilling to join any protest she has seen thus far.

This is a leading indicator, imo, and the longer this goes on, more "uncommitteds" will turn on these protestors. They are what their tactics indicate they are...destructive for sake of destruction. And their plan to replace what they want to destroy? Well...no...no thank you.

Henry said...

In order to enjoy “what is best in life,” you first have to take the time to recognize it.

Right now, we’re in the “lamentations of their women” phase.

ENJOY IT!