Open your hymnals to page 1:
And while you're up, I'd like world peace, and a pony.
What is best in life? As always:
Ms. Too Drunk To Concede's epic bitchrant later will be epic, and anticlimactic, but worth suffering through this long election season to hear.
And the fucktards in the GOP who produced Trump, and volcanic levels of discontent in the party base by lying, weaseling, crawfishing, and generally wussing out to Obozo for 8 years are going to get extra scoops of $#!^ in their $#!^ sandwiches for the next 4-8 years.
(Bitch McConjob, Quisling Ryan, Marco Amnesty, John Kasbitch, call your offices.)
Hey, hear that dripping?
It's Liberal tears!
And it's on the menu non-stop for the next four fucking years! Maybe even EIGHT!