I...
I mean...
This can't be...
It's a parody...
Wait?! It's real?!?!?
What the...?
Words almost fail to do this justice.
This guy should've just been killed, on the spot, FFS. As a mercy killing. For the good of the service.
Incredibly, this happened at least a year ago. A decade or two hence, it would have been an entire episode of 60 Minutes, and the Secretary of Defense would have been impeached for cause. And probably would have had to flee the country to somewhere without an extradition treaty to avoid the federal trial afterwards.
After watching this ungodly piece of total walking shit fuck up harder than a platoon full of retards just in his non-judicial Mast, while underway submerged on USS Wyoming (SSBN-742) I have a scant few questions:
1) How in blistering fuck is this asshole on any nuclear missile submarine? EVAR?!?
2) How in blistering fuck did this walking piece of shit every get on any submarine that wasn't a landlocked tour, or a ride at a Disneyland amusement park?
3) Why the fuck is this being handled at an Article 15 Captain's Mast, instead of a Special Court Martial?
4) Why isn't Seaman Recruit Fuckbag not doing 5-10 years under confinement at hard labor at the Military Correctional Facility in Fort Leavenworth, KS, spending 16 hours a day beating the shit out of boulders with a sledgehammer until his bones screamed in agony, every single day, prior to receiving a Bad Conduct Discharge??
5) Why isn't everyone in this shitbag's chain of command, from SecDef down to his Leading Petty Officer, not getting the shit grilled out of them by 20 Senators and Congressweasels live on national television for endangering the national security of the United States of America, specifically with regard to willfully and negligently disregarding the safety and integrity of our strategic nuclear weapons delivery systems, for ever letting such an unredeemed piece of walking human shit within 50 miles of a nuclear missile submarine, and facing charges up to and including treason?
6) Why isn't Seaman Recruit Fuckbag's face and body not lumped up like a row of anti-tank dragon's teeth from the results of nightly "blanket parties" administered by his entire watch, in shifts, using bars of soap in a sock administered from head to toe, prior to his flagrantly insubordinate appearance at this Mast, just to instill in him the bare minimum of respect and military courtesy for his chain of command??
7) How in blistering fuck did anyone pass this shitbomb through recruit training, let alone sign him up for the Navy in the first place?
While this CO has the patience of a saint, tolerating such flagrant and willful disobedience and disrespect, and letting this shitbag off with a few days confinement on bread and water, is like the CO wiping his ass on his own uniform and the ship's national ensign (that would be the U.S. flag for lubbers) at the same time.
The most reasonable and expeditious punishment for this 80-IQ piece of walking shit should have been to have the Master At Arms take him to the Trash Disposal Unit, physically stuff him inside it, jumping on it as necessary to get it closed, compact his body using the machinery provided, eject it overboard at depth, and record his subsequent status as Unauthorized Absence - Presumed Desertion At Sea.
And that gentle treatment, only because Keelhauling and Flogging Round The Fleet have sadly gone out of vogue.
Everyone who touched him all the way back to the recruiter who signed him into the Navy should be reduced one grade permanently, and receive a permanent punitive letter of counselling for their official service record.
I know senior NCOs in the Marine Corps who would have killed such a piece of human excrement on the spot in the first two minutes of this clown show, purely out of autonomous reaction, pled guilty, and gotten a Navy Commendation Medal from the Commandant of the Marine Corps for that response.
In the Fleet Marine Force, a guy like this would have received E-tool counselling in the field, and never come back after a field exercise. No loss, net gain.
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If during wartime in a combat zone, one of the grenades on his belt would have had the safety pin removed. Oopsie. Too bad. So sad.
Sorry, squids: you're now a national joke, and an international laughingstock. They should issue all of you rainbow wigs, red ball noses, and clown shoes in basic training until further notice.
This is what all those rusty Navy ships look like on the inside.
And why I can't even talk about the current state of the military anymore. If this hadn't plopped onto my YouTube page today, I could have died happier someday. Pretty much like the US Navy already has.
22 comments:
Maybe the navy could bring back keelhauling....
Un Fucking Real.
Seaman Recruit (E-1) means he has been to Captains Mast at least once before, possibly twice. By the time you get thru some kind of school and Sub School you are normally at least and E-2 (Seaman Apprentice) and frequently E-3 Seaman.
They can't do a Special Court at sea, especially on a missile sub that might have been on a deterrence patrol so Captains Mast was it. You don't come back from that tasking just because one clown wants to play stupid games.
The CO gave him the max fine but I will bet they were returning to port if he only got 3 days confinement on bread and water (max for Non-Judicial Punishment is 30 days) but you can be sure that schmuck will be off the boat and in the hands of the base MAAs before the brow stops vibrating. His next stop will be a holding company, then the brig when SR Dipshit rips his shit up again or otherwise plays the fool.
If they are out longer and he does get tuned up the Chief of the Boat, XO, and CO will all look the other way.
I had a master chief try to relieve me of my watch...drunk off his ass, out of uniform, not in my command, not even assigned to the same base. just wandered in and wanted to stagger about the flight line. who knows what he was thinking. after I politely reminded him this was a secure area, and he needed to leave. he proceeded to call security HIMSELF and try to have me removed from my watch and put up on charges.
the fucker pushed it as far as captain's mast. didn't want to admit he was wrong and let it go. my CO, to his credit, looked right at him, and said "what the fuck are you thinking? this airman was right, you didn't belong here, he was polite about it when he could have just called security and had your ass beat. why are we here?"
the master chief tried to say I was disobeying a direct order. my CO cut him off and asked "where do you get the balls to order my airman to abandon his watch so you could hang out on the flight ramp?"
the rest of it took place in the CO's office. the whole thing was dismissed. I never saw that master chief again. I didn't ask what happened and figured best to let it lie.
This tree resident is lucky the whole crew didn’t descend on his sorry ass and turn him into a puddle. DEI in action.
I watched this a while back, it was very unsettling, being unable to sit through this again... and I can agree with your commentary concerning this sick individual. I wonder if this video is contrived, maybe a play performed as a cautionary tale, or perhaps a lesson in leadership?
My small experience in the service is Marine Corps six months active as a reservist and Navy twenty years. Been to Mast once, it was a very grave ceremony with everyone there at attention and very few words other than me trying to explain my actions in a Most Respectful manner- Charges were dropped. (Whew!)
One would think that the Chief of the Boat could not possibly allow the uniform to be disrespected and that the star of this cartoon would have been placed in irons and deposited into a small cage until return to port and a Court Martial could be properly convened.
But Aesop. At least he did not take pictures like that other seaman that got keel hauled a few years back. /s As it is this particular specimen ought to have an art 92 just for appearing like a slob. It's that or the USN has gone ghetto.
Why? He’s amish and we all know Amish are free to disobey orders of the law enforcement community who just follow orders
We're going to lose a major war.
If that's how a CO handles disrespect and insubordination, how is he going to handle an enemy that's actually trying to kill him?
Andy
What kind of uniform is that?
He's sloppy and disrespectful at the very least.
As to his punishment ,,, it could be that if the CO isn't too hard on him,,, he might reenlist
nothing else makes sense unless the CO is soft on these things.
I was a Rigger in the army (we pack and maintain parachutes) and while I was at Rigger School, one of my fellow trainees piss test came back so hot for coke, the medics said he must have done it the night before the test.
The CO of our company threw the book at him and he was DD’ed. The only reason he wasn’t sent to Leavenworth was because we were in training and he hadn’t actually packed a chute for real yet. The doper was a ghetto mutt just like this prize.
NATO is made up of these people. No wonder Putin decided to act. Incompetence, insanity, and access to dangerous weapons. Like a toddler with a feather-trigger modified shotgun. We did it to ourselves, or rather our masters did it, and we allowed it to happen.
Torpedo tube.
And sorry but the CO was a complete wuss - no offense. (I wish I could use a more offensive word here.)
I know you guys don’t approve of chics in the service (and frankly, neither do I) but I did my 4 honorably for strictly patriotic reasons and family tradition and honor. Most of my stock were officers. I enlisted.
No cameras should be allowed on a sub.
Period.
GOD - there’s just nothing left, is there?
I have no words....I left the Submarine service late 2004, earlier that year we had a new arrival that pulled out a stress card when he was having the facts of life on a submarine explained to him by his leading first. Off he went to the goat locker and then the XO, then mast. thankfully we were in port so he left before we had to deal with him at sea.
This POS is proof-positive of the decline and fall of the American republic, or at least its military (I am being generous by including the Navy and the Air Force here).
Are they now scraping the ghettoes for black men without criminal convictions who can actually pass a drug test?
Aesop, the following may test the limits of your BP meds or antidepressants (whichever is appropriate) just a friendly warning...
" Military Could Hit Troops with Court-Martials for Refusing to Use Preferred Pronouns, Experts Say "
https://tennesseestar.com/policy/military-could-hit-troops-with-court-martials-for-refusing-to-use-preferred-pronouns-experts-say/admin/2024/04/23/
If you are wondering when we should, as a people, STAND UP and fight back?
Look behind you a few decades, we are past the point where we should have STOPPED this.
The easy solutions have died alone and forgotten of old age and now comes the Hard Ones.
Buckle UP Buttercup, it’s gonna be a Bumpy ride.
MSG Grumpy
OK... I did a dive on him... It's even worse than you realize:
3rd mast in 3 days.
The reason they videoed this and why the Captain was soooo calm, cool, and collected (besides being a captain of like a Nuke Sub) is that Shitbag in Mast #2 the day before openly accused the Captain of being racist against him. This was a CYA move.
Entering the engine room without a TLD which I imagine they just sacrifice you to the gods of safety for
Entering the engine room with a broken TLD
lying to doc about said TLD
lied about lying to doc to the captain in front of doc
Running around yelling wearing his torn up whites like a cape
Wearing said whites to mast
Threatening a senior chief and disrespectful language
Threatening (I think) a seaman apprentice
Calls the captain by his first name to rag on him
Just fucking left the scullery after being told to work it
Destroyed his coveralls
Apparently calling the captain racist at XOI
Overall disrespectful attitude during mast
And a possible future charge concerning a disassembled strainer.
And THEN to top it off AFTER
While on punishment using his qual card to scrub the deck
Then the fucker pissed on the deck of the space they were using to confine him (the “wine cellar” in the forward starboard corner of MCC)
-said urine then dripped down onto the CPO table, which was directly below
Bashing one of the JO’s in the face with a shower nozzle (the water line passed through the wine cellar; at some point he realized there was enough give in the line that he could force it further into the shower by pushing on it. He waited until he heard someone in there, and BAM.
I would have shot him out of a torpedo tube.
This is my shocked face.
That's why I said the TDU.
It's the torpedo tube for garbage. ;)
But I think keelhauling him from a submarine underway would be the nicest touch of all.
And I repeat: every officer and PO that touched him from recruitment to getting his orders to that sub should receive a punitive letter and lose one rank.
He never should have made it past the front door of the recruiting office.
In fact, he should still have the boot marks on his ass from getting kicked to the curb.
And one of his POs should have simply killed that piece of shit in his sleep, for the good of the service, before it ever got to that point. Toss the carcass overboard, and list him as "lost at sea".
Or just carry him on the roster until return to port, and then report him as UA.
We had two thieving douchebags that were allowed to squeak through boot camp. (If the platoon had been given a say, they would have been separated prior to graduation on BCDs.)
I kept track of both of them through the grapevine: they both were court-martialed out of the Corps at later dates within a year or two of their enlistment start, and both of them got BCDs for criminal behavior. So much time and effort would have been saved by shit-canning them both at the first opportunity, in Week 9, for cause.
Wow. How did the Captain not just send him to the brig until he could appear in proper uniform? Sooooo many questions.
I'm wondering why they didn't just let him swim back to Cash Sales on-base to pick up a new one.
From depth.
There is no brig on a submarine, and really no place to lock up a sh*t-weasel like that waste of oxygen. Every space has a use and there really aren't any good places to chain someone to he couldn't damage by trying hard enough or foul by shitting and throwing feces like a monkey. As BigCountry said, he managed to piss on the Chiefs and assault an officer and the 2nd will earn him a ride directly to the base brig and a courts martial as soon as they return to port and then likely time in Leavenworth before he is kicked out with a DD.
If this was an SSBN they were NOT coming back until the patrol was completed, regardless of how much shit the dirtbag pulled.
3rd mast in 3 days? He is on half-pay for 6 months for sure, but he won't have much spending money after he pays to replace all the destroyed uniforms and gear. He won't have anything to spend it on anyway, between the brig and prison.
Unbelievable 3rd Captain's Mast in 3 days?????? On an SSBN that is on Alert status? I am honestly surprised that the Captain was that calm and collected. Also honestly surprised that he will [apparently] make it back to port. However, will not be surprised if he does not make it back to port. Perhaps they might pull a Down Periscope and make him walk the plank?
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