My uncut Tom cat is very smart and affectionate. That being said, when he is outdoors and doesn't think it's time to get back into the car, house, etc. I need thick gloves to grab him, or a shirt or blanket to toss over him. I've given up on using gloves now that he's almost three years old and can bite through most.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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12 comments:
worth getting a cat.
Pure genius.
Even better as a parting gift when you have to visit someone you really dont want to see.
The cat will RAPIDLY learn to find somewhere else to sleep.
Be careful, PETA has means...
I consider cats to be moving targets.
The joke is on you: The cat sleeps everywhere EXCEPT in its bed...
Grey Fox
Meanie!
Aesop, you are a bad, bad, person.
I almost snorted good tequila out my nose.
Grey Fox: Y'know those furry oh-so-comfy heated cat beds?
Yeah, neither of our four-footed furballs would use them.
Careful. Cats have been known to get revenge by pooping in your shoes.
Ha!
My uncut Tom cat is very smart and affectionate. That being said, when he is outdoors and doesn't think it's time to get back into the car, house, etc. I need thick gloves to grab him, or a shirt or blanket to toss over him. I've given up on using gloves now that he's almost three years old and can bite through most.
I had to de-louse two near-kittens.
That was a PASGT kevlar vest, welding apron and gloves, and a fencing mask.
This is all you need to remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ubQxtEukvw
That low howl-growl is what experienced pet owners refer to as a "tell".
In this case, notification that someone is about to donate blood.
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