I could teach the Bee a thing or two, most days. But their job gets harder and harder, when writing good satire is overtaken by the march of sheer silliness IRL, and it becomes impossible to tell the two apart.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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4 comments:
Man, they're pouring a lot of money into her campaign . . .
You MEANY! Rubbing it in like that. Hahahahahahaha Thanks! I needed that.
Haley's new descriptive phrase: Masochist Extraordinaire.
Heard (as she's leaving the stage) Thank You Master. May I have another?
Nemo
Someone has a job waiting for them at the Babylon B. Nicely done.
I could teach the Bee a thing or two, most days.
But their job gets harder and harder, when writing good satire is overtaken by the march of sheer silliness IRL, and it becomes impossible to tell the two apart.
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