Saturday, February 24, 2024

DIE In Effect

h/t WRSA

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL,

That had better be at least 500 mph Duck Tape!

Tucanae Services said...

My understanding is that certain migrant Cretans are being shipped back to Venezuela and Venezuela is refusing. I propose every flight be a Boeing Max no bolts and all. May they all be a one way ticket.

Stealth Spaniel said...

These memes are not helping me. I never fly anywhere -anymore. Each flight is just another failed suicide attempt. Now add on D.E.I. and Wakanda promotions and I hate driving to the airport to pick up someone else. I'll take my chances in the RV with the dogs in the rack. Combustion engines are good to me and mine.

Terrapod said...

A simpler solution, if the Venezuelan .gov does not take back their vermin, Pinochet airways.

Drops at the 12 mile ocean limit. As we are not quite so militaristic, give them a surplus life vest, bottle of water and make the drops from 20 ft altitude. Those that make it to shore can deal with what happens in their home country.

And before anyone whines about "cruel and unusual", 20' drop training was standard in the U.S.N. when I was there 50+ ago, not sure what it is now, probably a walk into a Jacuzzi.

idahobob said...

I have not flown commercial for many, many, years. I refuse to deal with the tsa. If I need to go anywhere, no matter where in our country, I drive!

Aesop said...

@idahobob,

While I applaud the sentiment, I would caution that approach on trips to Maui.

John Wilder said...

But look at the money they saved on fasteners last quarter!

lol no said...

A smart airline would corner the market by using this dei BS against its competitors. "We hire based on competence and merit so take your chances with us, that is, if you survive the TSA cavity search performed by folks almost as stupid as our competitors pilots and maintenance crews".