A royal truck driver isn't an altogether bad thing, and to give her credit, the old bag rode her star right into the ground, and by not abdicating early, prevented the Royal Inbred from acceding to the throne for an extra 30-40 years.
But now they're stuck with King Flop-ears, who threw over the catch of the century to marry his horse, and the nation and king deserve each other, in every possible way.
All that leaves now is over-hyped ceremony in honor of a dead formerly-great nation, because the husk is all they've got left, and then the pointing and laughing for the rest of the inevitable decline into oblivion.
If they have better days, it probably won't be in my lifetime, but the next royal funeral will be the most widely and wildly celebrated one in anyone's living memory. The wisest decision in world history was us throwing all that in the crap heap first chance we got.
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I stopped buying Tom Clancy's books on a regular basis after he made Prince Chucky Floppyears a hero in Patriot Games. As to Diana, well she was more attractive than Lady Horseface, but dumb as a 300 pound 4th generation welfare mother.
As far as I'm concerned, good riddance to Lizzy the Lizard.
https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-announces-that-with-a-heavy-heart-she-will-succeed-elizabeth-ii-as-queen
"...who threw over the catch of the century to marry his horse..." Aesop,best line of the year. Made spit out my wine laughing. Kudos.
No King but Jesus,.....
Charles the Disappointment won't be there long. William and Kate might raise the old country out of the bog. Diana the Wronged will have her way with the King and His Whorse.
"Dude, Where's My Empire?"
"...who threw over the catch of the century to marry his horse..." As said above.
That clip "Well, bye" is one of my all time favorites from one of the greatest movies with two of the greatest actors and actresses of all time.
It only took about 10 percent of the populous to beat their asses. It will take less when the balloon goes up this time locally.
The Queen is dead, I blame Putin, Brexit, and the Covid Gang, long live the King!
Well they get the blame for everything now.
I never once cared anything about the so-called royalty in Britain or what Britain's think.
If you havent seen the play and/or movie "King Charles III," you should.
I was watching Fox News this morning which was suddenly given over to live coverage of church services for Elizabeth. Fortunately, the Mecum Auto Auction is on Motortrend. Also live. No mention of Elizabeth that I've heard. Lots of cool cars, though.
Gotta disagree with the idea of Princess Di as the "catch of the century". She was an okay-looking woman, given to hystrionics, incapable of keeping her mouth shut.
And, dumb as a box of rocks. That's not just my opinion, it's the consensus of all who knew her. According to some Brits, it's just about IMPOSSIBLE to fail ALL of your O levels, unless you are truly thickheaded. And, she did it, twice!
Was she a decent mother? Likely. She'd had some experience with children, as a preschool teacher. If she had just focused on that, rather than seeking the attention of the media and other celebrities, she might have gone down in history as a successful Royal.
I'm 72 years old. You'd have to stand on your mother's shoulders just to kiss this woman's @ss.
@Linda,
Take a long, hard look at Chuckles. Both now, and back in the day.
Then take a look at Diana, any day of her life beyond age 18.
Get back to me.
@Michael,
My mother, several years older than little Lizzie, was 88 years old when she died, and she did one helluva lot better job raising her three boys, without a prince for a husband, nor billion$ in personal assets, a household staff of 200, seven regiment of guards, or the Crown Jewels, than Lizzie did with her own disappointing collection of royal twits.
So I submit you've gotten it bassackwards: Lizzie would have to stand on my shoulders to kiss my mother's ass. IIRC, we fought a war to cement that concept in concrete too. But if you still disagree, England is 6000 miles thataways --->, or you can hike north until you hit Royal Asskissing Territory on your own. DLTDHYITAOYWO.
Or perhaps just switch to decaf.
Look at the country she started with, and what she left behind.
Look at her family.
Her legacy is a tub of festering shite.
I gave her everything she was due.
She spent a lifetime as a tourist attraction.
Chuckles isn't even that much.
The King and his “Whorse”. *snerk* that’s good.
The newly minted King Charles III managed to sire 2 boys with Princess Diana. William chose wisely;Harry chose American mulatto harridan.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II started her reign very well. I don’t know where the wheels came off that royal carrIage,but it has been skidding and throwing off sparks like a welder’s torch for decades now. The England,Ireland,Scotland and Wales she allowed to be overrun with afropaki trash are a grim legacy indeed.
God Save Britain.
Yeah, BS Aesop. The UK post War 2 was not Pharoah's Egypt "So let it be written, so let it be done." QE2 didn't write the laws that ran Britain down the porcelain throne. She didn't import the Turd Worlders of the former Empire.
She only reigns over Britistan, she surely doesn't rule.
But even her personal household is an unmitigated disaster.
So imagine if she'd been the Queen of Victoria's era how she'd have cocked the whole show up.
Other than staying married to her own husband all those years (which, given her own station, isn't too particularly difficult, and which even 50% of commoners manage to achieve), there's nothing about her life to particularly commend her to anyone, for anything.
In the day, Queen Mary was the real deal.
Lizzie was just a doddering ersatz edition, and new King Jugears underlies that rather boldly.
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