Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Imaginary Beasts



"Hi, Senate Judiciary? It's Judge Garland, I'm here...did you move the meeting to a different place?? What? Garland! Gee-Ay-Arr-Ell-Ay-En-Dee. Hello? HELLO??..."

Garland, Merrick: (proper noun) 1. See Bork, Robert  syn.: Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snow Man, Easter Bunny


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey ho hi again


http://www.alima-ong.com/IMG/pdf/pr-two_confirmed_cases_in_guinea_alima_reopens_emergency_treatment_center_.pdf

Aesop said...

Unpossible.
EBOLA is gone.
It must be your imagination.
There's nothing to see here.
Move along. [/Jedi Mind Tricks]

Oh, and it's actually most likely five fresh cases.
But they had so much success under-confirming actual cases and deaths last time, why buck a winning strategy, right?

It must've finally gotten too big to hide this time, or someone leaked the news.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35840782

No biggie, though. It's not like it could spread from there or anything.

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