(Daily Mail UK)VIENNA - A 10-year-old boy was so brutally raped by an Iraqi migrant in a swimming pool cubicle that he had to be hospitalised for his injuries.
A lifeguard immediately called an ambulance after the boy went to him in floods of tears, while the Iraqi was entertaining himself by repeatedly jumping off the three-metre diving board.
Police arrested him on the spot at the pool in Vienna, and during an interrogation, he told them that it was a 'sexual emergency' as he had not had sex in four months.
Point of Grammatical Order: the boy was not merely raped.
He was merkeled.
Because Vidkun Quisling shouldn't be the only Youreapeon politician grammatically accorded Rockstar of Infamy status for eternity.