h/t WRSA
Gabbin' Nuisance, nephew of the witch of Frisco, may be crippled for life from Clotshot #4??
O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!
Short of hearing the entire Clinton Crime Family was trapped in a car crash, and burned to death screaming and writhing in the flames thereof, live video of which to be replayed on an endless loop on Fox News for a couple of months, we can think of no happier news on this day, and we will not tempt the crystal ball of Fate by rolling another dice to obtain any improvement upon that.
Pray the rumor turns out to be cold, hard fact.
Off to the steakhouse we go for a celebratory feast; our epicaricacy has a mighty appetite.
One can but hope that Clot Shot #4 is imminently to be visited upon Poopypants, Sen. Kneepads, ChuckU, and the Witches of Frisco.
Meanwhile, it appears not only the proles, but even the government minions, aren't having the nonsense any more:
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| That's a lot of folks for downtown L.A. on a workday, and all saying "Shove your vaxx up your @$$! |
ALCON: It only gets friskier from here, kids.
Rumor also has it that Gruesome didn't Vaxx himself.
ReplyDeleteThe krauts have a word for it: Schadenfreude.
ReplyDeleteOh, please, please, PLEASE let it be true!
Some dickhead Australian politician appeared on TV recently and there was much commentary about "WTF happened to his face?" because he looked like he was having a stroke. At first the response was "Nothing to see here, move along", followed by "Ahh..he's got Bell's Palsy", which makes your face floppy, like you've had a stroke.
ReplyDeleteJust another routine event in a society where lots of people have received the mRNA jabs.
In other news, with the most recent death, I can now honestly say that more people have died of "natural" causes at my workplace in the last 3 months than in the last 30 years. You might call it a "spike" in deaths. The latest casualty being a fit and healthy 50ish woman who, like the others, just dropped dead one day with no warning, while she was on vacation, no less.
Her husband works here in our IT crew too. It's fucking awful. I wonder who'll be next.
I first picked up this story on a bodybuilding forum earlier today. The rumor is that he got GBS. The discussion thread is now saying that local northern California news is reporting that he died last night.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that wonderF(_)<K||\|(_,ful? PTL&PTA!
ReplyDelete(Praise the Lord & pass the ammunition!)
Wish it were true, but he was at a wedding in SF this weekend according to news reports.
ReplyDeletePics, or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteGov. J.B. Pritzker on Monday signed into law a change to the Illinois Health Care Right of Conscience Act that would allow those who refuse the COVID-19 vaccine to potentially face repercussions.
ReplyDeleteMorbidly obese Gov of Ilinoois
Pfft. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteThe repercussions that governor is going to face will be a lot more severe, more permanent, and decidedly more imminent than anything they imagine they can enforce against the populace.
Rather curiously, the abbreviated version of "I will not comply' sounds a lot like the snap of supersonic rounds in your general direction.
He was at the Getty wedding in San Francisco. But he had a mask on, so Bells Palsy maybe?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who slipped him the authentic Fauci sauce instead of saline.
ReplyDeleteGavin's wife tweeted: "It's funny how certain folks can't handle truth. When someone cancels something, maybe they're just in the office working; maybe in their free time they're at home with their family, at their kids' sports matches, or dining out with their wife...". That tweet was deleted minutes later.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Gavin, we know for sure that it isn't any of the above things that his wife suggests they "maybe" could be. If he is just working, then come out and say he's working. If he's at his kid's sportsball matches (for two weeks? One of those epic days-long cricket matches, I guess?), then just say that. His wife saying "maybe" he's working or "maybe" he's dining out (again, for two weeks?) is disingenuous and evasive. She dost protest too much...
That said, the most likely scenario is that it's something transitory like Bell's Palsy, and he will be back in the public eye as soon as he as recovered enough to deny it all.
May he get what he deserves.
ReplyDeleteAJ
When the administration told everyone "just ignore the court order" I wondered how long it would have taken the Lefties to impeach Trump (again) for even suggesting that.
ReplyDeleteDangerous ground.