Raconteur Report

  h/t  WRSA Link to Ima Retard's site at the OP. Life Is Hard. It's Harder When You're A Fucking Retard. Write that on your hand...

"When you're in a hole, stop digging." "Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up." - Will Rogers

h/t  WRSA Israel, while never admitting it, is largely acknowledged to have possessed nuclear weapons for 50 years or so. To date, they'...

h/t   WRSA It's evidently going to be a full day of this sort of happy horsesh*t, cleaning up after a whole weekend worth of silliness. ...

Comedy Relief Alert: Wander over to  Cmdr Zero's blog.  Your attention is directed to the comment stream - now closed - on the linked po...

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h/t  WRSA For the Common Core grads in the audience, the United States has had the same enemy in the Middle East for the last 225 years and ...

"You talk big. You talk sedition. However, I have noticed that nobody seems to have a plan other than immediate violence. Great! Then w...

  h/t  WRSA We have long since discussed exactly this scenario, plus several more, and how easy it would be for anyone with a weekend and ab...

h/t  WRSA Don't believe us, though.  You could look it up yourself.  This assumes you graduated 5th grade. The level of retardation on X...

h/t  WRSA   Newsflash for the Tactically and Strategically Retarded: When the U.S. conducted the Normandy invasion in 1944, the U.S. Navy ha...

h/t (and apologies) to  CW  at  Daily Timewaster For the 100th time, CW runs a great photoblog over at  Daily Timewaster . As anyone who...

  h/t  WRSA Somebody get that AncientIdiot guy a tourniquet for his junk, once he gets his cleats out. This week's Biff Tannen "Mak...

h/t  Peter  at  Bayou Renaissance Man We hereby institute the Biff Tannen 'Make Like A Tree' Award  for egregiously stupid failed at...

h/t  CW Apollo XII LEM pilot Alan Bean. November 20, 1969. Photo by Mission Cdr Pete Conrad, Oceanus Procellarum Base CW, at his  daily time...

47)  AEIR jumps on their own dick with cleats, again a) they understate the actual COVID CFR by a factor of 1500% (which is what happens whe...