h/t WRSA
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| Somebody get that AncientIdiot guy a tourniquet for his junk, once he gets his cleats out. |
This week's Biff Tannen "Make Like A Tree" memery fuckup award goes to whatever midwit functional retard owns the Ancient Wisdom &c. X account involved in the exchange pictured above.
Because only someone with a refrigerator interior IQ could pick such a handle, and be thoroughly unfamiliar with the naked idiocy of what they just burped out.
Word To Your Mother, Fuckwit:
Any dipshit so blissfully ignorant of a basic tenet of military science that's been around for 2,500+ years, and studied by every student of the military arts, including budding young professionals at such places as West Point, Annapolis, and Sandhurst unto the present day, and who has adopted the handle "Ancient Wisdom", has broken the Internet Irony Meter, and stands possessed of a level of fucktarded stupidity impossible to measure with existing instrumentation.
That the military intelligence arm of a country outnumbered roughly 100 to 1 on all sides would pay homage to that tenet of basic military science in their motto is about as surprising as finding ice cubes in your freezer.
That someone should think it a curious thing alien to military art and science, and yet bloviate far beyond the constraints of their humble IQ unimagined even by Messrs. Dunning and Kruger is about as surprising as finding that person's head up their own ass.
That anyone thinks anyone's CIA-equivalent agency practices anything but deception, 24/7/365/forever, and always will, is to bankrupt the value of the word moron, and beggar belief in the existence of the human mind itself. How anyone can be that stupid, and still somehow draw breath and suck food to survive is a medical miracle in its own right, but not in a good way.
Well played, egregiously developmentally delayed example of Fucktardus internetis.
Here's your prize, Ancient Jackass:
Hence a warning to any aspiring memelords:
"Something worth noting about the two carriers sent to Israel. One is the oldest nuclear carrier on the east coast, nearing end of life. The other is the newest carrier, which has been plagued with expensive technical issues. One being sunk would spare the Navy the hassle of decommissioning and defueling down the road. The other being sunk would spare the headache and hassle of trying to fix a badly designed carrier."
ReplyDeletehttps://voxday.net/2023/10/15/from-the-maine-to-the-maddox/
He should have just gone with what he was really thinking....
ReplyDelete"Those dirty, tricksy JOOOOOS!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_VwaXbXjhOqtnw-ljtq7koBND1MLnSee
ReplyDelete"oldest nuclear carrier ... newest carrier, plagued with technical issues"
Oddly enough, this means those are exactly the ones you don't want to be depending on in case of a Taiwan crisis, and exactly the ones you can spare to wave the flag elsewhere.
Meanwhile, Vox's track record of accuracy in military predictions is somewhere as close to absolute 0.0% as I believe is measurable by available science. There is not a single aspect of the Ukraine war he has gotten right, there is not a single Russian counteroffensive he predicted that actually materialized, there is not a single catastrophic collapse he explained as inevitable that actually proceeded, there is not a single casualty analysis that reflects the observable behavior of the two militaries, there is not a single inevitable total economic defeat of all of Western Europe resulting from loss of Russian energy that has produced the begging-on-bended-knees he told us would be the only way out, and as for the Ukrainian counteroffensives, he has demonstrated a commitment of absolute mathematical exactitude in announcing in each of the three cases precisely two days after each started that it had totally failed, the Ukrainians had suffered hundreds of thousands of casualties, they had been routed, they were in full retreat, and the Russians were preparing to resume the drive to Kiev.
Just absolutely astoundingly good predictions.
But don't take my word for it!
Kremlin spokeslady whatserface said back when (I can't be bothered to look up the specifics, there's memes about it all over the place) that US long range missiles being provided to Ukraine would be crossing a red line, which was promptly interpreted to mean Gentle Uncle Putin would get terribly disappointed with us and we'd have a nuclear war, which, as Vox has repeatedly noted, we will lose because the US doesn't actually have any functional nuclear weapons or really much of any military at all and should just give up already. In light of which, the fact that, last night, three American missiles produced in FUCKING NINETEEN NINETY-SIX went ahead and blew right through the best air defense system the Russians have and blasted an entire airbase to smithereens ...
Well, obviously, this just means Vox is correct EVEN HARDER.
[[Derp. Ignore that playlist link at the top of the previous thing. Or listen to it if that's your thing. Dumb things happen when dumbasses like self copy/paste too quickly.]]
ReplyDeleteVox is on the short list of sites like KGB agent The Saker, wherein anything found is automagically likely to be 180° out from their pronouncements IRL.
ReplyDeleteAt last look, Russian forces are holding on, meaning their unending permanent retreat from Ukrainian territory has now slowed to a crawl. With zero shift in direction of momentum in 15 months.
The only predictions I've made are that short of nuclear annihilation of their opponent, Russia can't win, and won't; and that both sides can lose.
I've yet to have anything to regret regarding particulars in either case.
But I love tweaking the Putin fanboys every time their Potemkin juggernaut runs into a wagonload of manure, and has a faceful for lunch.
Which is pretty much 600 days, and counting.
Guess that guy never watched, oh, football. IN THE RULEBOOK for the league I coached it said, "Deception is the heart of football," which is why we sometimes went on 2.
ReplyDeleteRussia has already won. Ukraine is all but finished, the rest of Europe is stopping weapon shipments, only the doddering fool in the White House is still shipping crap to Zelinskyy.
ReplyDeleteIn 1945 after the German surrender there was talk of "Werewolves", German patriots were going to fight the English, French, US occupiers until they tired and left German soil.
Didn't happen.
Call me when Moscow rules in Kiev. I wouldn't be getting my hopes up.
ReplyDeleteShort of that day, any codswallop about "Russian victory" is vaporware.
Aesop, what is it that makes you think the Russian Federation's goal is to occupy Kiev?
ReplyDeleteIt's been pretty obvious that that was NEVER a goal.
The meme is comedy gold and certified platinum when the proof was shown to be AI generated images, and a sitting congressman notified the word that the Egyptian IC notified the Israeli IC 3 days before the event. Something wants the world to believe the Israeli defense and intelligence communities put up the “Gone Fishing” sign and took the day off. That same something wants you to believe that Hamas can somehow orchestrate this terror and transport it globally. That entire wall of memes at WRSA was a flip the script on the “lets you and him fight.” Sit back and enjoy the popcorn. The movie sucks, but it ain’t are guys dying... yet.
ReplyDeleteApparently, the actual history from 18 months ago has completely slipped your mind, Pat.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Antonov_Airport
How annoying.
"Russia moments from victory; Ukraine on the ropes, down to their last minutes; capitulation imminent." has been the bullshit headline from Russian propaganda, and those mouthing it, for 601 days of this conflict. And counting.
You'd think after digging into that pile of horseshit for 20 months, even stupid people would have figured out by now there's no pony there. Yet the shit-mining continues, and hope springs eternal.
Joe Biden has a better record of truthfulness than Vox... in fact, Joe Bidenduring his senile ramblings and inventing stuff about him and his family is way more truthful than Vox at his most accurate.
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