"I like a good story, well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself." - Mark Twain
h/t Borepatch
Beg to differ. We didn't order this one.Bait and switch.Boat Guy
Exactly my point, BG.We ordered a president.We got Larry Lunchmeat. Who isn't the president.Never was, never will be.QED
Mailorder Presidents are like mailorder brides. You're stuck with what shows up at the door. It's harder to return the mailorder President.
Typical when you order something from China.
Joe in PNG wins the internet for today
Collect all ballots first; don't count a single vote until after the cutoff for accepting ballots.And turn ballot security over to the lottery commissions of each state.
And all votes publicly counted before midnight.
Beg to differ. We didn't order this one.
ReplyDeleteBait and switch.
Boat Guy
Exactly my point, BG.
ReplyDeleteWe ordered a president.
We got Larry Lunchmeat. Who isn't the president.
Never was, never will be.
QED
Mailorder Presidents are like mailorder brides. You're stuck with what shows up at the door. It's harder to return the mailorder President.
ReplyDeleteTypical when you order something from China.
ReplyDeleteJoe in PNG wins the internet for today
DeleteCollect all ballots first; don't count a single vote until after the cutoff for accepting ballots.
ReplyDeleteAnd turn ballot security over to the lottery commissions of each state.
And all votes publicly counted before midnight.
ReplyDelete