"I like a good story, well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself." - Mark Twain
当一个男人变得太大而不能穿裤子时，在他的坚果上踢一千次会让裤子重新合身
Never argue with a Chinese tailor.
Like he'd remember why it was happening . . .
Like he'd remember why it was happening . . .
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