"I like a good story, well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself." - Mark Twain
h/t daily timewaster
"Huh, wonder if it's nappy time after this or ice cream time."
I have heard that Alzheimer's suffers have a preoccupation with time. My Dad did.
He wasn’t looking at his watch. He was checking to see if he washed all the blood off his hands.