Thursday, November 1, 2018

Well, That Explains It



The tank is empty, and the forecast is for more of the same, at least for the time being.

12 comments:

  1. Does yours still work?

    Mine has been broken since 2007... :D

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  2. I really didn't know that Fuck-O-meters went into negative number calibration... Ya learn something everyday.

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    1. Yep, it means he's giving them to others. Or that he's causing others to give fucks about him.

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  3. There isn't anything? Anything you COULD give a teensy weensy fuck about?
    Please?
    Ned2

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  4. Sorry, nothing there. Fumes in the tank.

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  5. Seems I'm not the only one:

    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2018/11/01/my-tank-is-empty/

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  6. "My Give-A-Damn's Busted" says Jo Dee Messina

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  7. My wife hasn't given a fuck for a decade.

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  8. Threw mine out after the needle wrapped around the negative peg...

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  9. We're all just waiting for the flare and the whistle for the signal it's time to go over the top.

    .......

    I read that everyone has a finite amount of fucks to give. Some have more than others but a finite amount all the same.

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  10. My give-a-shitter broke many years ago.

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