Raconteur Report

"When you're in a hole, stop digging." "Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up." - Will Rogers

Another pledge is initiated into Yu Fuckded Upda

The good news? The dynamo they hooked up to Walt's grave will power the studio for the next 100 years.

Angus has a couple of short posts re: Ukraine over at his blog. Perennial commenters can cool their fingers: he has blocked comments, to avo...

h/t  WRSA WRSA has posted some great memes today, as they do every day. This example is not one of them. It IS a new winner of the Biff Tann...

Verily, hubris doth make assbags of us all. Whom gods destroy, they first make mad.   Oh, you were finished? Well, allow us to retort: h/t  ...

This is small potatoes, but we keep hearing the same ad for one of the channels of  iHeart radio on several conservative talk stations here...

You are a NO GO at the Tall Enough  For The Internet station, bumpkin. If you're going to take a whack at derpsplaining things on the In...

We cut off and screened out the ownership bars on the meme we boxed in red above to spare calling individual names. Suffice it to say you...

Many of you have seen this douchebadge online recently: Captured widely before he deleted it. Seems Matt thinks the internet works only one ...

As found multiple places this past week or so: Nota bene: Retards never sign their memes. Like with this one. Dear Lazy Common Core Grad and...

Splashed all over the Rightosphere in the last day, and aging rather poorly, with scalded hands all around for the confirmationally sloppy: ...

h/t  WRSA When somebody's bullshit  narrative whips around on itself 180°, so fast that they first step on their junk with cleats hard ...

  h/t (and lifted wholesale from)  WRSA That would be 52% of the states in the republic, if you're keeping score at home. In today's...

According to Miss Manners' etiquette guidelines, for a very small faux pas , you let the defaulter off with "Excuse me." For s...