Dear Texastanis,
No hard feelings, but after the metric fucktons of shit some of y'all talked with the frequency of uncontrolled logorrhea/diarrhea about Califrutopia, looking down your noses, we were wondering how all y'all are doing after your first full week behind enemy lines in Blue-state America. It's been radio silence from all y'all. We were hoping you'd have sobered up enough by now for an update.
No hard feelings, but after the metric fucktons of shit some of y'all talked with the frequency of uncontrolled logorrhea/diarrhea about Califrutopia, looking down your noses, we were wondering how all y'all are doing after your first full week behind enemy lines in Blue-state America. It's been radio silence from all y'all. We were hoping you'd have sobered up enough by now for an update.
Is it as funny now as it was when you thought you were untouchable and above the fray?
Asking for Florida, whose turn is next.
Asking for Florida, whose turn is next.
Do we need to send you some maps and compasses to find your way to Kansas, North Dakota, North Carolina, South Carolina, Michigan, Georgia, Louisiana, Alaska, Florida? Or should we maybe bake a file into a cake for ya? Unless you're getting used to being bluer than NYFS and Taxachussets, and the coming of those midnight roll calls outside the stalag barracks. (Dress warm. No points for guessing how we know that.)
As a gesture of unity, we're all prepared to sew red triangles on our coats, to show our solidarity with all y'all, just like the ones you'll be wearing soon.
Let us know what you need, 'kay? Blink your eyelids in Morse code if you can't speak freely.
We really feel bad for you, so we thought maybe you could watch something you seem to have forgotten, in case it might cheer you up. We're still pulling for you.
Best Wishes.
Best Wishes.
Apparently a great number of “red Texans” believed that our state’s purple condition would remain so for a number more years and saw no danger in staying away from the voting booth. Oops. Or, the voting fraud mechanism has been perfected since 2024. Or combination of both. Regardless, now we’re going to get democratic socialism good and hard. Lot of boating accidents in deep water coming.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I suspect your Florida (my home state) prediction is correct. Byron Donalds is better than the democrat option, but that’s as far as I will go on that. As with everything though, the best we can do is push it off as long as possible. Death comes for us all eventually.
ReplyDeleteWell the Guv-elect is already dumping in the pool, electric pool that is. She is proposing that electric rates be frozen. That will be really entertaining. A summer blackout in Houston with no AC will certainly turn a few votes. With a deal like that Hell itself may vacation there.
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