Tuesday, February 20, 2024

How Can We Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

At his age, he should be more concerned about controlling his bladder.






























When you haven't had a hit since Clinton was president, it's probably best not to try and become relevant in your doddering years by shilling for political ideas that were DOA since back when you were actually making gold records.

19 comments:

  1. I thought 'Scarecrow' was a pretty good album. Melloncamp sung about Olde America, complaining that corporate farming was destroying the family farm. Then small town lifestyles to be celebrated.

    Not anymore. I guess he is behind the jackbooted trampling every day Americans into complying with whatever their regime mandates.

    You lost me there Cougar - personal firearms legally used are no danger to the public and in fact can and are used to stop Bad Guys every day.

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  2. He can go back to his little pink house.

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  3. Dirty commie halfwit. The planets governments are salivating at the thought of population control without resistance and this piece of shit wants to help them. Welcome to "the list" jon cougar menstrualcramp.

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  4. Some of us still think of him as "John Cougar".

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  5. If he still lives in Seymore In. I doubt his liberal views are very welcome. this ain't the first time he's talked shit.

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    1. Believe he lives in Bloomington. Home of Indiana University.

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  6. I'm older than him and I still don't know who he is. My guess would be He is irrelevant.

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  7. Usually gun control is breathing, trigger squeeze and follow through. But in the case of Mellonhead, go outside and suck on a shotgun. You'll be good for the environment and your relatives won't have to call Aftermath (A Servicemaster Company).

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  8. John Cougar Menstrualcramp is still relevant?

    Guess I missed that memo.

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  9. Before this his sole political ambition was for marijuna to be legalized

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  10. I’m over 30 by miles, and I had to go to these comments in hopes of remembering the one song. Or, was it two?

    MF

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  11. Usually I would add they say this while being surrounded by a highly armed security team with automatic weapons like Taylor Swift and her little bitch Kelce. But this guy no one remembers and could give a fuck about for a long time is in no danger and no one will think about him until he dies suddenly from his multiple jabs.

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  12. Sad to say I get the 'WTF is that....' alot these days.

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  13. Anyone who has to change his stage name four times in an abbreviated career doesn't really seem to have his poop together to start with. Attention merited would thus be zero.

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  14. The NRA has courses in how to control guns, because people who don't know how to control guns can be dangerous. He should take one of them.

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  15. Mr. Mellongrabber can stick to writing songs about high school.

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  16. Saw him at Farm Aid in Raleigh several years ago. His voice was shot.
    Got a gun reference in there, Cougar, hope you hate it.

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  17. He’s no Ted Nugent!

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  18. You may recall he allowed "Small Town" to be used by the Michael Bloomberg campaign during that asshole's abortive run at the Presidency. I haven't paid any attention at all to John Cougar Melanoma since the early '90s. The Bloomberg business shows I was right.

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