"I like a good story, well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself." - Mark Twain
h/t WRSA
Heh. No shit!
Er, eh, ... that's a British turkey, at least where the semen comes from. An American turkey can fly like a bat out of hell and make a heck of a racket doing so. Its known the other turkey can't make it up a flight of stairs...
As confused as he is, I'm surprised he didn't pardon Hillary, her neck looks turkey-like.
Heh. No shit!
ReplyDeleteEr, eh, ... that's a British turkey, at least where the semen comes from. An American turkey can fly like a bat out of hell and make a heck of a racket doing so. Its known the other turkey can't make it up a flight of stairs...
ReplyDeleteAs confused as he is, I'm surprised he didn't pardon Hillary, her neck looks turkey-like.
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