Monday, May 2, 2022

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8 comments:

  1. Would that fertilize, or would all the chemicals cause problems?
    Hormones, drugs, deadly vaccines, etc, etc...

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  2. frilliant

    economically and motivationally

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  3. ...And salt the earth with pharmaceutical laced waste? No thanks. Yeah I realize it's a joke but thinking about it...

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  4. That shit'll only grow weeds...

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  5. Same thoughts. Might's well use "night soil"
    Boat Guy

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  6. Unfortunately that would poison the soil. Best to burn 'em. Ash is good for the soil.

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  7. It's what they're good for.
    Nothing more, and nothing less.
    Buzzards gotta eat.
    Worms too.

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  8. Yeah, that's a respectable chipper for the purpose, but I've watched the Hog in a lumber mill that can swallow a 30" tree trunk and spit it out in chips in seconds. Tales abound of some poor bastard getting tripped into it and nothing but a pink mist at the other end.

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