Wednesday, January 12, 2022

The Derp Isn't All That Burns

Spermjack Block: Activated



















 



If you hadn't read this story yet, head over to the back-open-for-business Cold Fury, and RTWT.

Keyboard Class II Beverage Alert: Swallow all beverages before opening.

I never listening to anything rap besides Blondie, once, but Drake is my new hero.

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9 comments:

  1. Gator McCluskeyJanuary 12, 2022 at 1:47 PM

    Jeez. Check out the choppers on that skank.

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  2. kurt9January 12, 2022 at 2:15 PM

    This reminds me of the story on the 'net about 10 years ago "Vasectomy - $400, speechless expression on her face - priceless" which written by the "Private Man" I believe.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2022 at 5:19 PM

    Still forbidden to go to Phil's place.

    -rightwingterrorist

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  4. Bear Claw Chris LappJanuary 13, 2022 at 7:58 AM

    That us freakin funny. Should be the innerwebz story of the year.

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  5. Reltney McFeeJanuary 13, 2022 at 8:02 AM

    Kurt9- read the story. lol'd.

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  6. George TrueJanuary 13, 2022 at 2:26 PM

    I am puzzled as to why he didn't simply flush the used condom down the toilet. Wouldn't that have been the normal and logical thing to do?

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    1. BirdchaserJanuary 13, 2022 at 8:41 PM

      But not as fun as some whore putting hot sauce on her nasty bits.

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  7. John WilderJanuary 13, 2022 at 8:27 PM

    Good for him. Double the amusement. Does the Bloodhound Gang count as rap?

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2022 at 7:17 AM

    True George, true...Sewer rat might taste like punkin' pie but not after it's been tabascoed.

    aj

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