If you haven't yet seen it, Emperor Poopypants is seen here so gobsmackinglyly senile that he was trolled by a caller into self-parody (not that he needs any help to self-parody, and yet...)
You're literally watching his brains (of which he hadn't any to spare decades ago, when he was still relatively mentally functional) melt before your very eyes, like an ice cream cone on a hot day in July. If he wasn't sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office and answering the phone there, it would be comedy.
But no, we're supposed to believe >wink wink< he pulled more votes than Obama.
Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.
As it is, it just underlines what a doddering and mentally helpless old fool he is, and you have to wonder how much actual day-to-day control of the entire government has devolved to his chief of staff, Lady Macbeth (pictured), and the other cast of junior assistant assclowns, all with their hands up his ass or pulling his strings most days, and just how totally cluelessly and easily he could be encouraged to launch nukes at American soil, proclaim eggplant a breakfast cereal, bomb Cleveland, declare himself Emperor, or hop around the West Wing in a giant pink bunny suit, convinced it's April and he's the Easter Bunny.
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| Never mind. Question answered. h/t Irish |
Looks like he put his eye out.
ReplyDeleteMy belief is that he spends most days roaming the White House, looking for President Carter so he can give him a piece of his mind about making Beau go to school in a racial jungle with those... you know the thing.
ReplyDeleteUntil Doctor Lady Whathername makes him read words or sign things. But at least she gives him ice cream for being a good boy.
Cleveland wouldn't be much of a loss.
ReplyDeletePeople are Really Pisstawf at that guy. It's not His fault Biden Agreed! That is what they are pissed about. He just tossed out what everyone is saying. Had Chief Puddinhead NOT repeated and agreed with it, it would have been a joke on him. Since Biden stepped in it, Biden isn't the idiot, Ohh, Neaux! The guy who said it is worse than an insurrectionest.
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