Life isn't all doom-and-gloom. Today, some happy news upon which to reflect:
Rather than ruin a perfect obit, we simply reprint the one Angus published this weekend, when we were too busy working to notice:
Ed Asner, a known dancing monkey, has finally died.
Good.
A pity he hadn't died younger, when he was just an actor rather than a socialist piece of shit.
Fuck him.
Truer words were never penned.
But we must admit we haven't been as unmitigatedly happy about anything Asner has done since we first watched Robert Mitchum crack him in the face crosswise with a Winchester, in the excellent El Dorado.
We hope the late unlamented Mr. Asner enjoys a bottomless draught of Satan's piss, for all eternity.
Yitzhak Asner was a stain upon the world, except when on stage where he did a creditable job.
ReplyDeleteNever understood how Yitzhak became Eddie/Ed though... but then with actors one never knows what is real.
Dammit. I missed it also, thanks for that update Aesop.
ReplyDeleteThe movie wasn’t Rio Bravo it was El Dorado
ReplyDeleteThanks, dang it.
ReplyDeleteFixed.
But let's get serious: they're all the same movie. So is Rio Lobo.
Asner was a commie rat bastard. Too bad he did not take Jane Fonda with him.
ReplyDeleteHappy he's gone to where all commies go, below, below, below! Ding dong a commie's dead!!!
ReplyDeleteWith apologies to the munchkins...
I won't speak ill of the dead. I sincerely hope he enjoys the barbed cock of Satan.
ReplyDeleteHe probably left his fortune to the Nicaraguan communists. One of his favorites.
ReplyDelete"I have never wished someone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Mark Twain
ReplyDeleteThank you for that.It is my hope that more commies meet their demise in the near future.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the R stand for in "R.I.H."? Rot, or Roast?
ReplyDeleteJust curious.
Never met a Leftist he didn't love. Should have deported him to Cuba.
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