If someone attached the "Start" switch to one of these to their front doorbell, and put up one of those photo-realistic wallpaper doors over the doorway to hide the intake chute, ahead of the NotAVaxx Jab Compliance Team, I swear I'd giggle for days.
I kinda like the idea of the trap-door mechanism under the doormat, with the chipper underneath sending the splash into the storm sewer. Saves space in the house, and minimizes the mess.
ReplyDeleteMark D
Well, there are laws against putting garbage in the storm sewer.
ReplyDeleteFeral dogs, hogs, and 'gators.
ReplyDeleteProblem solved.