Wednesday, January 30, 2019

The Secret Of Her Suck-cess

h/t Irish














In honor of the secret of her political rise, Sen. Kamala Stalin Harris (D-Bukkake) will henceforth be referred to by the handy and accurate appellations "Kneepads", or on formal occasions, "Sen. Deepthroat."

It's good to commemorate where people came from, and remind folks what they're voting for. And 2020 promises to be twice the political @$$clown show 2016 was.









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12 comments:

  1. BeansJanuary 30, 2019 at 11:21 PM

    Funny how her history is supposed to be off-limits, but Trump says one guy-talk statement and the world goes ape-shit.

    D-Bukkake. That right there earns you a spot in Heaven.

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  2. IrishJanuary 31, 2019 at 2:56 AM

    I want to see the post when you have to explain what bukkake is to those less internet savvy. :)

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2019 at 4:13 AM

    Sen. Camel-Toe Harris (D. Lunatic)

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  4. idahobobJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:41 AM

    She went to her knees for Willie Brown.

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  5. SiGraybeardJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:52 AM

    There was some movie kinda like "Office Space" where the dialog was between a guy and woman like Kamala.

    Guy: "You're just screwing your way to the top"
    Gal: "I wouldn't me much of a leader if I was screwing my way to the bottom would I?"

    Or something like that.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2019 at 6:11 AM

    I hear she held several positions on Willies staff.

    Infidelity and sleaze just run you further up the ladder these days.

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  7. Jim ScrummyJanuary 31, 2019 at 6:22 AM

    Nice! I have a hard and fast rule, never vote for anyone who knows how Willie Brown tastes....

    PJ O'Rourke's book "Parliament of Whores" is still the most truthful book about politics.

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  8. Night driverJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:17 AM

    Her new Campaign slogan?
    Came from Cambell Freight:

    "Humpin to Please"...

    https://campbell66express.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/c66-covercropped.jpg

    Or maybe "Supported by Snortin Norton"

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  9. linemanJanuary 31, 2019 at 9:47 AM

    She promises to go to mat(tress) for all black men...

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  10. Pat H.January 31, 2019 at 11:02 AM

    Willie Brown's cum dumpster.

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  11. Paul BJanuary 31, 2019 at 3:33 PM

    Well, she did not have sex with just anyone so she is a picky whore. Just who I want tell me I'm bad.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2019 at 7:40 AM

    Take a knee? Hell, she's been taking two!
    Sen. Kneepads for Prez! Has a nice ring.
    _revjen45

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