Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Gunner Mongo Likes

h/t Tam


Behold, me hearties, the Silencerco Maxim 50.
$999 in New World dollars? Sold, sez I.

What be that foul humor?

Arr, it be the smell of every shitweasel in Sacramento evacuatin' 'is britches, fer this beastie be a muzzleloader, ergo not a firearm, no port of entry lubber's 4473, nor any scurvy waiting period, and no bilge-swillin' $200 stamp. They can ship it straight to me own port o' call direct, this very day. I may even stock meself an entire small arms locker with 'em, for boardin' parties an' such.

"That smell...that black powder smell! Nothing else smells like that. It smells like...victory!"


2 comments:

  1. Done the .50 cal muzzleloader routine for "bonus" deer season (when there weren't enough killin' during regular season). They gets the job done, matey.

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  2. It uses a #209 shotgun primer and BATFE have said that inline BP rifles using a #209 shotgun primer are FFL firearms so they could just say that this is to.
    The makers don't even have a letter from the BATFE saying that it's OK to sell and we all know that their letters are not worth the paper they're printed on but it's a lot safer with the letter than without.

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