Conclusively Crooked Comey The Clown

Looks like someone who used to run the FBI thought Shrillary was going to win, too.

Things are a wee bit different a year later though.

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Two Republican senators say they’ve reviewed evidence that indicates former FBI Director James B. Comey began drafting a statement to announce the closure of the Bureau’s investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server months before key witnesses, including the former Democratic presidential candidate, were interviewed. 

Sen. Charles E. Grassley and Sen. Lindsey Graham wrote to FBI Director Chris Wray asking for information related to Mr. Comey’s announcement, saying they’ve reviewed partially redacted interview transcripts that indicate Mr. Comey was drafting a statement on the closure of the case months before the July 5, 2016, announcement. 

The transcripts cited by the Republican lawmakers indicate that a draft statement about the conclusion of the investigation was being circulated among a select group of FBI officials as early as April 2016. The senators said that was before as many as 17 key witnesses were interviewed by the FBI. Mrs. Clinton was interviewed on July 2.

 

“Conclusion first, fact-gathering second — that’s no way to run an investigation,” the senators wrote in a letter sent Thursday to Mr. Wray. “The FBI should be held to a higher standard than that, especially in a matter of such great public interest and controversy.”

Um, excuse me, but that's collusion (recall that tarmac meeting between Fat Bill and Comey's boss, AG Lynch, confirmed by federal agents, where backing off was discussed explicitly).
It's also criminal conspiracy.
And obstruction of justice.

IANAL, but last I looked, those last two are actual federal felonies. You could look it up.
Conspiracy - 18 USC 371
Obstruction Of Justice - 18 USC 1503
So when can we expect the announcements of federal indictments of William Jefferson Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Loretta Bananarepublic Lynch, and James Assclown Comey, under those federal criminal statutes...?

There are still U.S. Attorneys serving in Washington D.C., and Phoenix, right...?

Just wondering.

United States v. Clinton, Clinton, et al has a nice ring to it, and it's not like they've never been to court before to sit at the defendant's table.

And note to Special Prosecutor DNC Court Jester and Chief Inquisitor Robert Mueller:
Your number is coming up soon too.
Ya might want to reel that thing in, fold up your tent, quietly tiptoe off the stage, and enjoy your remaining future years without wearing an orange jumpsuit for the rest of them.

80/20 if this gets any more traction, Lynch and Comey are at the top of the Arkansas Flu list, going forward.

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