Falklands Vote

 “Do you wish the Falkland Islands to retain their current political status as an Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom?”

Yes                                              1514
No                                                     3


Thus leaving Falklands Spring Break 2 as the only way Argentina's getting its hands on Las Islas Malvinas.

So they can either endure another epic military smackdown, or decide to go back to trying to fix their far-beyond-f****d-over economy, which has the novelty of never being the default option in most regimes where "generals" who've never won a war in living memory have more decorations on them than the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center.