Raconteur Report

Ah, what a week. Despite all the bad wishes and doom porn expended all over the blogosphere, no nukes are falling anywhere, and a lot of fol...

h/t  Conservative Treehouse In a  6-3 ruling (of The Sane Ones vs. Three Crazy Cat Ladies On Crack), SCOTUS has issued a blanket nationwide...

"Opening available now!"

"When you're in a hole, stop digging." "Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up." - Will Rogers

Some of us remember "experts" telling us about how Iraq had "the world's sixth largest army", and how we needed ...

Suck it, bitchez. And Trump adds about another 30,000 scalps to the pile, from people that opposed him and got their asses handed to them. A...

It's okay, stewardess, they speak Jive...

  h/t  WRSA Today's unattributed soopergenius Biff Tannen Award-winner is the upper left panel of this work of Half-Assed Half-Wittery O...

Another pledge is initiated into Yu Fuckded Upda

  ...they could rule the world. I don't care who you are, you probably need to see this today. And Tom Cruise should see it, and maybe t...

Released in July of 1965, barely four months into what would balloon into Mr. Johnson's War, in the heart of the civil rights movement, ...

h/t  WRSA As proof of yesterday's post , we bring you today's Biff Tannen Award winner, and repeat a lesson some people are too stup...

  Imagine you were any of 90% of the Internet commentariat, and imagine you were a total idiot (but I repeat myself). Irrevocable Truths: 1)...

People have been posting this news with outrage, but the sensible response should be loud cheering and the sound of popping champagne corks....

h/t  WRSA Sic semper terroristis

This is almost as big a mystery as why commercial music folded when it went to all-rap, all the time

  h/t  Rhea ,  WRSA Gell-Mann Amnesia  in full effect. "But hark, what light through yonder window breaks..."