In other news this weekend, SCOTUS Associate Justice Ruth Vader Ginsburg was taken to the hospital, presumably where Death was arriving shortly to collect his due, but after Ginsburg flashed her Courtesy Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free Card from Beelzebub, and her copy of her compact with His Infernal Majesty, signed by Satan himself, Death, yet again, had to return empty-handed, leaving Ginsburg to alight her broomstick and return to her castle with flying monkey escorts.
She's too high up for anyone to SWAT her, but perhaps someone might gin up credible tweets from her purporting to have the goods on Fat Bill and Shrillary, to induce another mysterious case of Arkancide.
Maybe next time...
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"She's too high up for anyone to SWAT her,"
I have two words for that.
Antonin Scalia.
Please, soon!
@Phil
Scalia wasn't SWATed.
That's the point.
It's going to take something else, until her contract with the Unholy One expires.
Does Voodoo work on Satan's Stooges?
_revjen45
Maybe we could get her to go to a remote Texas hunting lodge for a few nights. Worked for Scalia...
is she the one on the left or the right? Hard to tell ...
Phil B
The cloud people like her always live like that and escape death a hundred times. Meanwhile we are dying around age 62. People in power survive ailments six or seven times that would kill us the first time it touches us. Like pancreatic cancer. They say it’s a death sentence, but not for government officials.
It comes down to how good a tissue match you are for chinese political prisoners or haitian children....
nick
May she rest in peace. Ok, got that out of the way. Just practicing.
2020 is gonna be LIT AF!
I have a really nice Scotch that I'm not going to open until she kicks. And then, savor.every.last.drop.
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