tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post9027983241881641599..comments2024-03-28T11:58:42.109-07:00Comments on Raconteur Report: On Saber-Tooths and Hand Grenades.Aesophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-82043192858670539172018-09-08T22:01:49.120-07:002018-09-08T22:01:49.120-07:00I've had to assist in cutting up a large bull ...I've had to assist in cutting up a large bull once in a spectacularly gruesome farming mishap. A chainsaw (among other implements) was used and it's as disturbing as you might imagine. Interesting note is that stringy gristle-y bits tend to pack around the sprocket and jam the saw up with annoying regularity. Sawzall with the proper blade ends up being more efficient. That's beef though. I have no idea how "long pig" reacts to dismemberment with power tools nor do I wish to learn first hand.<br /><br />Now could our hero behead himself with a saw? Possibly. It'd take preparation, a good sharp saw and some determination but I think you could accomplish it. There are more efficient painless ways to off yourself but sometimes you want style points I guess. Remember the video of the guy the fed himself feet first through a industrial power saw?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-36034523702378377842018-09-08T20:50:15.160-07:002018-09-08T20:50:15.160-07:00What did he know about Mrs. Cli.....who is that po...What did he know about Mrs. Cli.....who is that pounding on my door?Reltney McFeehttp://www.musingsofastretcherape.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-29337960934085716752018-09-08T08:32:08.035-07:002018-09-08T08:32:08.035-07:00I 've got to ask: How do you "behead"...I 've got to ask: How do you "behead" yourself with a chainsaw? That means cutting off the head. Chainsaws aren't light sabers. It seems to me that if such a thing was attempted, it would not result in beheading. It might result in cutting your veins or arteries, but as soon as a part of the spinal cord is severed, the action would stop. It's like hanging yourself from a doorknob. Seems like you could choke to death, but break your neck? And it seems to be increasing in frequency. Maybe someone helps? Anonymous White Malehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00743690739325418621noreply@blogger.com