tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post8523609029420328866..comments2024-03-28T11:58:42.109-07:00Comments on Raconteur Report: The Dutch Airline With $#!^ For BrainsAesophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-61545647633424737312018-02-20T07:06:02.204-08:002018-02-20T07:06:02.204-08:00It's called Boyles Law, trapped gasses expand ...It's called Boyles Law, trapped gasses expand at altitude. Very easy to demonstrate, before boarding an aircraft, get a delated balloon and tie the end off. Then just like magic watch it slowly inflate at cruise altitude. This is what happens in a human body. trapped gasses expand! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11086373263828146895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-72721042284445353722018-02-16T19:28:30.086-08:002018-02-16T19:28:30.086-08:00Which still makes Transavia's Captain Fuckstic...Which <i>still</i> makes Transavia's Captain Fuckstick the Nazi in the situation, for ordering somebody to stop a biological process, instead of telling the Dutch hooligans and Islamo-harpies to put a sock in their yawps, as he should have done.<br />that's why he still gets the Idiot Award for doing the wrong thing. The godlike powers of even airline pilots do not command the physical universe, something he should find out in suspension and retraining, to contemplate his utter stupidity.<br /><br />Farting is farting.<br />On any commercial flight, you're breathing <i>everyone's</i> gas.<br />You can ask for a seat change, or you can become a terrorist. The jackholes on the plane chose Option B, in a lifetime No Fly List sort of way. As noted, putting them off the plane was wholly intelligent.<br /><br />Boo frickin' hoo.Aesophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-61421174103489017532018-02-16T17:37:54.668-08:002018-02-16T17:37:54.668-08:00The plane was on a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam ...The plane was on a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam and landed in Austria. Two young Dutch guys and 2 Moroccan women were taken off. The farter stayed. Seems those four objected to spending 10 hours breathing some assholes continous bowel gas. <br />As a frequent long haul flyer, I can't blame them. Farting is one thing. This guy was apparently something else. <br />If I'd commanded the aircraft, I'd have stuck the guy in a head for the duration of the flight and saved the airline bad media exposure as well as $100,000 in unscheduled landing fees and fuel.lorenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011213166003657827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-30325121050764931892018-02-16T17:18:45.075-08:002018-02-16T17:18:45.075-08:00During the first time I did the altitude chamber f...During the first time I did the altitude chamber for flight crew training, one of the 2LT's refused to pass gas as it was "ungentlemanly" and had to be pulled out through the airlock before his major discomfort from forcibly holding it in became an actual medical situation. (or just in case it was an actual medical issue). <br /><br />He also happens to have been one of the first wash outs from our class. Interesting coincidence that.RandyGChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16758726126424011542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-714028479313834812.post-58638075851902527452018-02-16T14:59:30.331-08:002018-02-16T14:59:30.331-08:00Farters gonna fart.Farters gonna fart.Fayette County, Texasnoreply@blogger.com